Friday, November 16, 2018
The Futility and Basic Stupidity of Evil
Natasha Fatale : I got notebook, dahlink. Speak up.
Boris Badenov : Ah, it's all coming clear!
Natasha Fatale : Yes, dahlink! How do we rule the world?
Narrator : But something remarkable seemed to be happening to Boris.
Natasha Fatale : What is it, dahlink? What are you thinking?
Boris Badenov : I can see it now...
Natasha Fatale : Go ahead!
Boris Badenov : Being a villain is such a waste of time!
Natasha Fatale : What?
Boris Badenov : Nobody likes me, not even other villains. If everybody was like me, what a terrible world it would be. The wise thing to do is learn a trade, like making apple boxes. Raise family. Gain respect of neighbors. Have friends. Because, Natasha... Crime really doesn't pay! And -
[angrily removing the Kirward Derby]
Boris Badenov : Phooey, phooey!
Natasha Fatale : Boris! You're not going to wear Kirward Derby?
Boris Badenov : You said it! If *that's* being smart, you can have it!
[Boris throws the hat through an open window]
Labels: boris badenov, evil, kirwood derby, rocky and bullwinkle
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