The Alchemist: Sweet! The action figures came!
Jefferson Twilight: Finally! Merchandising. That's where the real money's at!
The Alchemist: Mmm, cha-ching!
Dr. Orpheus: Actually, Hasbro passed. These I made myself.
Jefferson Twilight: Hmm, nice work. A little on the creepy side, but...you sculpted these yourself?
Dr. Orpheus: Oh, heavens no! I merely repainted an old Mego doll of the Falcon.
The Alchemist: You rather be Spock with a bald spot? I'll trade ya.
The Venture Bothers. Watch it. Buy it. Base your life on its teachings.